I Please Myself Review

Some chicks simply love a good orgasm and there's no doubt that they know their own bodies better than anyone else. It follows that such self-knowledge can only lead to one thing and that's a totally, euphoric orgasm. Luckily, we get to see it all on I Please Myself.

This is an amateur site, although IPleaseMyself isn't so amateur as to have a confusing and unattractive members' area. The site is pretty simple to browse. Basically, all the newest content is listed on the members' page. There are photo and video gallery links and there are 13 bonus sites listed in a page-left column. CompletelyShaven features babes with bald twat and some of them use toys to get off. ChristinaDark is a Goth who also enjoys masturbating. Other sites are more hardcore and include LesbianLix, RawScenes and SecretVoyeurs.

When chicks masturbate on this site, they sometimes use toys and sometimes their fingers. They diddle their clits, fuck their own pussies and some even tease and titillate their tight asses. I noticed some of these kinky chicks prefer using vegetables and a few even enjoy whiffing their own panties as they pleasure themselves. The babes are of diverse ethnicities. There are white chicks, black babes and Asians. Most are cute, everyday chicks-next-door types, so don't expect stunning supermodels. Also, it looks like the chicks in the photo gallery are not the same as in the video gallery, but this is just my first impression.

There are 91 sets of photos, although I couldn't quite put my finger on whether or not they were exclusive. With a bit of investigating, all the content appears to be produced by the same company and many photos have the IPleaseMyself watermark. There are roughly 80 photos in a set and you can download the entire set in a .zip file. Images aren't super crisp. In fact, they look a little hazy even if they are 1024x768 images. Many sets have a snapshot look, but others appear to be more professionally posed and set up. The chicks all look amateur, though and you can check them out as they remove one article of clothing after another until they're beautifully naked. The camera isn't shy and often gets up close and very personal with spread pussy shots and toys penetrating the tight pink holes.

By comparison, there are only 62 movies. Only two to three movies are added a month, which is a slow schedule, but at least the site is updating. You can download or stream the movies, which are 10 minutes long on average. Flash and 1040kbps 320x240 Windows Media episodes are full-length downloads, but it doesn't take long to save a file. Thankfully, there aren't music tracks playing as the chick's pleasure themselves. They start off addressing the camera and inviting us voyeurs to watch them masturbate. The sounds of their slick pussies and moans are clearly heard and the image, while a bit too small for my taste, is half decent, although it could be sharper. I really enjoyed the naturalness of the scenes. Even when the chicks talked, as if talking to each of us individually, I got the feeling that it was all improvised and not scripted.

Final Verdict

I Please Myself is a nice little site with amateur chicks masturbating. My using the word nice probably doesn't do much for you, but I can't think of a more appropriate word to describe the site. I wouldn't say that the content quality is spectacular. In fact the film image could be a lot sharper. As for the action, the amateurs are pleasurable to watch, but they aren't especially wild or anything.